The following is a conversation (one of many on the same topic), which i had with my mom, just the other day. I just wanted to share the words with you and see if you can possibly relate to it, maybe find more moms like this.
I take out my cell(N73 mind you), dial the top most number on my dialled numbers list, the phone rings …..tring tring…
MoM: Heylo…
Me: Hi, Wassup ?
MoM: What was that again?
Me: Ok, Hi! How are you?
MoM: Am fine. The same old boring life you know. What are you doing?
Me: Oh, am just returning home from office. Too much work at office these days you know. Deadlines have to be met
and…
MoM: …and obviously you have been partying around when you should have been working and now you have to stay late and work.
Me: It’s not late MoM, its only 11 pm now. More than an hour to midnight. And we anyways have dinner at midnight. You see, dinner at midnight is actually auspicious in a way.
MoM: OK , Don’t act smart with me. Did you have your dinner?
Me: Is my voice clear on that side? I just said am returning home from office.
MoM: Duh!! You gonna eat out again or you gonna cook now? Don’t eat out so much. It’s not good for you.
Me: I think we gonna cook something up. I don’t eat much outside.
MoM: I know what you eat and how you love eating out. Anyways, are your roommates back yet? What are you gonna cook?
Me: Ok, mom..stop! I haven’t even stepped into the home. God knows, whats going on inside. Will answer this tomorrow ,ok?
MoM: Do as you wish! Remember, there’s no one there to take care of you.
Me: I know that. (regretting the call now). Can we talk something else. After a tiring day at office, you don’t help much.
MoM: Ok, So where were you over the weekend? You were supposed to call.
Me: Ohh…weekend eh? Friday night i went for a movie with friends. 2012 you know, end of the world and stuff.
MoM: I thought you said, you had work?
Me: Yeah, but that was friday night, and all my friends were going?
MoM: So when did you return?
Me: Umm…lets see…around 2am ( Scratching head to come up with an appropriate time , it was 3 am when i had returned)
MoM: Aah..am fed up of you and your late night parties. 2am you said?
Me: It was not a party. Just a long long movie.
MoM: Duh??
Me: Ok, so i overslept till noon on saturday. Then we had lunch around 5. Then i wanted to call you , thought would do that at night, but went to a friend’s place and stayed till late.
MoM: What friend??
Me: Ok, i went to supriya’s place. She called. I went. (I can’t tell her of the drinking party, and supriya’s place is the safest place in Hyderabad. Oh, btw, sup is my very old school friend, so you see…trust and all )
MoM: Tell me, do you smoke?
Me: MoM???
MoM: It’s pretty cool. I mean you might just do it for maaroing style, in front of those girls of yours.
Me: I don’t have any girls of “yours”.
MoM: yeah, yeah, i know…thats what you said in college too. And each time you came back home, you had a new girl to talk about.
Me: First of all, i did not have a different girl each time. And secondly MoM, they were all friends of mine.
MoM: Accha, then what of those heartbreaks?
Me: Ok, not all of them were friends…so what?
MoM: Speaking of which, what’s that girl doing these days….you know who?
Me: I don’t wanna talk about her, you know that.
MoM: Hehe, its fun teasing you.
Me: (totally irritated now) Are you done then?
MoM: Ok , sorry. So what else? Any girls you going around with these days?
Me: No One, there’s none in hyde.
MoM: Does that mean you have girls outside Hyde. Is that the reason you went to Delhi for 4 days, last time you came here.
Me: MoM……noooo. No girls anywhere. I went to see Rajat , you know that. Wanna talk to him?
MoM: Yeah, do give me his number. Also i called your friend Tauseef.
Me: And i know what you asked him.
MoM: Hehe, ok so at this supriya’s place?…were you alone with her?
Me: No, she has 2 room mates and a friend too, a Bengali mind you and before you start over, i don’t like Bengali
girls.
MoM: I know that. So these other 2 girls, how are they?
Me: MoM, i know what you are getting at. The answer is No, i am not hitting at them.
MoM: You know, you are a useless guy, can’t get one girl for yourself in what 2 years now.
Me: It’s actually 1.5 years, and i am happy the way i am.
MoM: You are wasted, you know that? Tell me, do you drink…soemtimes maybe? Does supriya drink?
Me: (Almost crying).…..Noooo Mom, i never even go near drinks. And supriya’s a nice girl. Mom, please maaf kar do.
MoM: Hmmmmm
Me: And why don’t you set me up with some girl. Surely there must be some beautiful girl of some of the many
useless friends you got back there.
MoM: Why should i? You find a girl for yourself. Next thing, you’ll curse me for setting you up with this totally wrong girl.
Me : Oh, i won’t…promise, i won’t. Set me up? Give me a phone number or just an email-id. I will take care of the rest.
MoM: Isn’t your home reached yet?
Me: Am at home already.
MoM: So, go and eat something first you moron. Girls can wait for you.
Me: Am so going to be a single ready to mingle guy for my entire life, ain’t i ?
MoM: Hehe, Yeah totally. Now put the phone down. And yes, before sleeping , please recharge my phone with 100 rs, through your internet thing. I need to talk to some relatives back home.
Me: Duh, didn’t i do it last friday itself?
MoM: yes, but you didn’t call me over the weekend. And i had to talk to someone.
Me: Mommmmmm…
MoM: Go and eat something. Good night and Buh-Bye.
Me: Hmmmmm
Me..thinking….aajkal ki mummiyan.
Mom..thinking…aajkal ke bacche…
Sahi hai ekdum !! and the way moms asks me too about who guy sits next to u in offic, whos ur boss … koi faaltoo baat to nahiikarta office mein …blah blah..all mommies r d same !!!
n yeah…Food… thats the favouritestt of topics !!!!!
awesome man!!!!
but..i m envious…coz i feel ur mom is really cool!!!
🙂
anothr bhagat in the making!!!!!!!keep it up…
Hehe, really cool discussion commentry yaar.
yaar ab pata chala saari mummiyan same hoti hain.
bus 2 or 3 topics of discussion girls, drink and work..
notihing else.
so lets continue the discussion we had today…. “what about those heartbreaks??”
heartbreaks….hone hi kyun deta hai …..laundiya se kabhi bolega nahi….baad me blog me likhega…. ‘heartbreak’…… mummy ko batayega…. ‘heartbreak’……..
saamne se laundiya nikal ke jayegi to bolega ‘kaise baat karoon…apni team ki nahi hai?’ aur mummy se desparation dikha kar bolega ‘And why don’t you set me up with some girl’
par problem sacchi hai….. aajkal ki mummy, laundiya set nahi kara sakti….. aur expect karti hain ki humara koi affair nikal aaye… ‘cant u get a girl for urself?’
😦 batao to kya zamana aa gaya hai doston…….
gud one man …… keep the fun spirit going in the coming posts as well 🙂
@ srivats…
maaf kar de bhai…
will write on some other topic now… 🙂
@ others..
keep posting comments…i love them…
arey mom is very sweet …asking u to search girl fr u..[:P][:D]..gud na no problem frm her side..
Aunty is really cool 🙂
but i still can’t imagine her saying all this stuff 😛
abbe, ye doosra shivang kaun hai? neways, i m d one with d capital S.
and dude… ur mum’s cool….
in my case, d convo is more kinda monologue, wid my affirmative [mostly cuz i dont really listen] grunts as d only interrupts while my mum talks bout rest of d mundane stuff u mentioned. [she’s still awesome, though, and i mean it!]
Ha ha
Funny and Informative
Kuch jayda nahi ho gaya
u had many girls that were not your friend
if it is true then i am fan of you
you never let it out in four years though we together almost all the time.
And shaadi kar rahe ho kya ? kab ?
🙂 …. ab tera kya hoga …mom ne bhi dhondhne se mana kar diya …… shudnt write this here bt si lanka ki waat lagi 13/1 in second innings :D…. n haan u need a gf soon every other post is abt thm … wish u luck …pune aa jaa shayad yahaan luch ho jaaye tera 🙂
@ toffee..
kaun sa post tha be gf ke upar..??
abe gf nahi to bandi to involve hi rahti hai …gussa kyun hota hai …mil jaayegi tujhe bhi …bhagwaan ne sab ke liye koi na koi banai hai 😀
@ toffee…
thats coz bandis make interesting topics… 😛
also its not that ki i write only about bandis…
this one was between me and mum…ab mumma you know talks only that stuff……hehe
also mumma was asking when u going kanpur again…
talk to her…. 😛
and not about me…
cool caption 🙂
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