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Well, i stumbled across this article in this newspaper i was reading today in my lunch break, and just couldn’t resist posting it online. Its called…                     “HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY“.. a simple game in which you earn points and rewards just like in a normal family game. Mind you , its hilarious but a real painful game, once you get on with it.

There is only one single objective of the game , “Make the Woman HAPPY“. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

HOW TO PLAY : Some of the moves of the game are listed below , along with how they score ( points in brackets ).

SIMPLE DUTIES :                                                                                                                                                                                                           

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)  

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

 

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)

You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)

When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)

 

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)

In the snow (+8)

But return with beer (-5)

 

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

 You pummel it with a six iron (+10)

It’s her pet (-10)

 

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS AT A PARTY :

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)

Named Pooja (-4)

Pooja is a dancer (-6)

Pooja has implants (-8)

 

HER BIRTHDAY :

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)

And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colours of your favorite sports team (-10)

 

Ofcourse, there are infinite other moves, as there are infinite number of ways to solve any given problem ( i hear someone great quoted that ). Anywz, you are free to design and implemEnt your own moves. The Objective remains the same. So now the question is….

ARE YOU GAME FOR THIS ?

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